Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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