shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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