Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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