I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Randomize
