that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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