if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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