Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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