are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I understand Curling. That high.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
