And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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