Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
