At least make sure they are 18
Why
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
he fucked my hip out of place.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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