Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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