I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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