ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
