You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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