I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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