Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
the day after is always just damage control
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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