i may or may not be watching the land before time
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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