Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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