i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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