When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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