Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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