true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
My vagina is very pro this idea
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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