Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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