My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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