doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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