I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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