Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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