it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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