dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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