It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
the night ended with taco bell and tears
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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