So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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