Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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