I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Two words: nipple clamps
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