Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
no, he came in my armpit
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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