dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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