Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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