you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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