Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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