I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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