i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I just found puke in my bra..
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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