ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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