Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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