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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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