Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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