so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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