did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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