Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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