At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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