The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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