He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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