Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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