what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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