My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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