do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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